Dan Salmon – Goulash

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08.25.2020



Goulash (gulyas – in hungarian)
 
Will somebody hand me my coat?
i need to get out of here alive
not sure if it’s you or the food?
but my appetites….gone tonight
 
Not sure what is frightening me more
your beauty, the dish or the door?
i can feel myself sink to the floor
but my jeans are tight……so i sit upright

Goulash goulash goulash goulash
goulash goulash goulash goulash

And it doesnt help that you’re wonderful
and it doesnt help that you’re beautiful
and why the f*** did i order……goulash?

You smile just to help me relax
im afraid its had an opposite affect
so much so where is my serviette
christ! My new white shirt
a goulash spurt

Spent ten minutes wiping myself
this toilets no good for my health
it must be about time for the bill
that went down well but my poor stomach

goulash goulash goulash goulash
goulash goulash goulash goulash

And it doesnt help that you’re wonderful
and it doesnt help that you’re beautiful
and why the hell did i order…..goulash?
 
It contains beef, onion, potatoes and peppers
and once in my stomach how will i hold it together?
ive spent all my cash on hungarian goulash
what have i got to show for it?
a stained white t shirt
and a date i want to forget!!!

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